boykisser-extraordinaire:

vontacompton:

tilthat:

TIL that rats in New York City carry numerous diseases, in a sample of 133 rats, scientists discovered 18 different viruses known to infect humans. In fact, scientists even discovered some viruses that were previously unknown to have existed.

via reddit.com

Just wait till they test the New Yorkers

The new yorkers are infecting the rats

africanman:

Oh my god.

1041w:

sorry i’ve been catfishing you guys I actually look like this:

just-shower-thoughts:

Nobody ever sneezes or coughs in movies unless it contributes to the plot.

adz:

teenagerposts:

from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy.

comfydummy:

silver-boots:

steadfast:

vampireapologist:

You all, fools: *getting tattoos based on the ancient tattoos they find on bog mummies and the other ancient dead that for all you know will bind you to a forgotten god that now by all rights has a claim on your life for better or for worse*

Me, and intellectual: *doesnt fucking do that*

A forgotten god cannot run my life any worse than I am currently running it myself.

Bog mummy take the wheel

autumnhobbit:

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

hint-its-a-langblr: